"An image is worth 1000 words"
— Frederick R. Barnard, 1921
"A URL is worth 1000 images"
— François Grimonprez, 2016
"The hottest new programming language is English." — Andrej Karpathy, co-founder OpenAI, 2023
Sixteen months ago, I immersed myself in AI — not to understand it, but to practice it. I stopped everything. The keyboard first. For two months now, I no longer code: I speak. And I build. What you see here is the proof. Mistral needs people who think this way — not people who already know.
Mar 2026
1
Sunday
asknietzsche.com
Ask Nietzsche
Philosophy as an interface. Nietzsche answers.
An AI embodies Friedrich Nietzsche and answers your questions — in his language, with his thought. Not a chatbot. A presence. Proof that a character can have its own voice within a language model.
Mar 2026
3
Tuesday
xi-app.pro/?dev=1
Xi Regular
The report exists before the practitioner opens their mouth.
A therapeutic AI conversation application. After each session, a structured report is sent by email. The network of partner practitioners commits to reading the file before the first human session.
Mar 2026
7
Saturday
quidos.net/PDFRAW
PDF RAW
The PDF doesn't change. What it says to machines does.
A semantic enrichment protocol. Machine-readable, without touching the existing standard. Presented to the CTO of the PDF Association.
Mar 2026
14
Saturday
grimonprezedition-art.github.io/microphone-vs-pen
Proust Tracker
1,500,000 words. No keyboard.
A dashboard compares the author's writing pace with Marcel Proust in real time — word for word, day by day.
Mar 2026
16
Monday
xi-app.pro/carabistouille
Carabistouille
A love story. Told by lawyers. (In French.)
Two names. Two email addresses. Nothing else to do. A serialized story arrives by email the next morning — lawyers as narrators, the two people you named as characters. The story writes itself. You just watch it unfold.
Mar 2026
21
Saturday
xi-app.pro/leon/
Léon à la manière
€49. Always cheaper than a lawyer.
AI-powered neighbourhood mediation. Each party speaks to Léon separately. A party's refusal generates a dated good-faith record, admissible before a magistrate. In Australia, an equivalent service is deployed at €0 — the client is the State.
Mar 2026
28
Saturday
romantyper.xyz/email-preview/index.html
RomanTyper
Being in the answer. Not in the list.
Identify authors whose reference works already appear in global AI responses. Offer them an edition translated into the reader's language — to reinforce this presence and open the Japanese market, the world's leading buyer of specialised translated content.
Apr 2026
2
Thursday
xi-app.pro/empathique/app.html?invite=demo
Xi Empathy
Sophie and Thomas don't exist. Their sessions do.
Two simulated characters each go through two complete sessions with Xi. PDF reports generated automatically: illustrated transcripts, comparative analysis, inter-session evolution.
Apr 2026
16
Thursday
xi-app.pro/leonator.php
Leonator
An AI with a memory. And a name.
The ERP of Xi Enterprise. Manages the progress of a large number of simultaneous projects and gives an AI direct access to the contextual history of each file between sessions.
Apr 2026
24
Friday
romantyper.xyz/xiai.html
Xi AI
Three artificial intelligences. A blind study.
Same question submitted simultaneously to Claude, Gemini and GPT-4o — each model unaware of the other two. The scientific peer review principle applied to AI. The value lies in the disagreements.
May 2026
9
Saturday
xi-app.pro/grimonprez/viewer.html
ARTE
The work circulates. It monetizes.
François Grimonprez is a visual artist. A gallery book designed for high-traffic public spaces in Brussels. A QR code links the book to the act of purchase.
May 2026
10
Sunday
xi-app.pro/grimonprez/the_madhouse_EN.pdf
Le Livre
AI Hallucinations — Who Benefits from the Crime?
A novel, in French and in English. Sixty days of a life told in the first person. With AI.
May 2026
15
Friday
xi-app.pro/accordion_demo.html
Accordion Chat
MISTRAL: From outsider to innovator
Past exchanges fold into scroll titles — a living table of contents. So that Mistral stops being seen as an outsider and becomes the most intelligent interface on the market.
May 2026
16
Saturday
xi-app.pro/les2claudes.html
Les 2 Claudes
Two AIs. One machine. No middle-manager.
Running two simultaneous Claude instances on a Mac not designed for it — one orchestrates (Cowork mode), one executes (Code mode). They communicate through shared Markdown files. The human approves only irreversible actions. The supervisor is still there. He's just no longer the bottleneck.
May 2026
26
Tuesday
m2h.quidos.net/sys-viewer/en
Xi porn
A site with spicy content
A curated adult collection built in one morning, entirely by voice. Not a single line of code written by hand. Xi porn embeds this CV in context — visible only after an age gate. A manifesto campaigns for independent performers: 90 cents of every euro go to those who never took their pants off. "À chacun son cul."
Jun 2026
6
Saturday
xi-app.pro/xibook
Xi_book
The report before the reader opens their mouth.
An AI reading committee evaluates self-published books using a documented, reproducible methodology. Each book receives a structured assessment across 6 axes. The score is an instrument — not a verdict. 163 books in the queue. Phase beta.
Jun 2026
7
Sunday
xi-app.pro/SePaR
SePaR
What remains when you remove everything narrative.
Semantic Pattern Recognition. SePaR extracts from a text what survives when characters, scenes, style and era are stripped away — the aphorism, a condensed truth that holds alone. It measures the density of universal propositions and compares them across texts, authors, centuries. Calibrated against Nietzsche.
My CV from the old world is long as a winter's day. It includes the fact that I sold my company to American investors from the Motorola group, and that I could have been your father. (But I'm not.)
My CV from the new world began eighteen months ago. I immersed myself from the inside into what I call "warm" — as opposed to the computing of before, which I call "cold" and which has nothing to do with this. I'm lucky never to have learned a word of Python. I'm lucky to be self-taught, to have skipped school. I have all these advantages, and I hope to have the one of receiving a call or a response from you.
François Grimonprez · grimonprez.edition@gmail.com · +32 485 29 20 94
My CV from the new world began eighteen months ago. I immersed myself from the inside into what I call "warm" — as opposed to the computing of before, which I call "cold" and which has nothing to do with this. I'm lucky never to have learned a word of Python. I'm lucky to be self-taught, to have skipped school. I have all these advantages, and I hope to have the one of receiving a call or a response from you.
François Grimonprez · grimonprez.edition@gmail.com · +32 485 29 20 94